Steam Vent Decides to Fight God
Join Patrick and Chia as they continue mining Steam's "New Releases" section and discover the most avant-garde platformer of 2025.
Join Patrick and Chia as they continue mining Steam's "New Releases" section and discover the most avant-garde platformer of 2025.
The end is near. Andrew, the source of all sins, must be defeated. Wait, who's Andrew?
How long until Patrick and Chia said "hey, that's neat"? Don't make it a drinking game.
The only way to truly challenge a new fiber connection is with shopping.
The wheel has returned, and while we don't have Rob, we do have Chia, Patrick, Silksong, Hell Is Us, and, of course, wheel spinning.
It turns out we're quietly playing one of the best games of the year?
More body horror, more colored confusion, and more attempts at co-op that result in screaming. Also, is this game a dark horse GOTY contender?
It's time for another round of Patrick, Chia, a press account, and a journey to discover more gems hidden on Steam.
First move: bench the promising young starting QB to give the team new vibes. We've got this.
There's nothing better than watching game publishers spend tens of thousands of dollars for you to sit and wonder "Is this a gacha game?" "Is this a Hoyoverse game?"
Rob, Chia, and Janet are squading up in Rematch! And famously, it's always a good idea for journalists and critics to stream competitive video games.
Chia is in a race with herself as she rushes to complete the collection of artifacts before her scientist can finish something called "Operation Ivy." I think Rob is cheering for the scientists.
We've finally made a friend, surely an alliance won't come back to bite us in the ass?
Everybody hate us cause they ain't us. They want our city of gold, they hate our communist ideology, but we've got an army of Soldaderas and Bombers ready to protect the Mexican way!