Everybody (Us) Wants to Rule the World in Terra Invicta
A video game where you're trying to fight off an alien threat *and* save the planet's climate problems?
Streams & Podcasts
Game of the Year 2025 (Part 1)
How long will it take for Rob, Danika, Janet, Chia, and Patrick to actually make it through their entire lists? Well, who knows.
Stepping into 2026 With a Return to Baby Steps
Patrick and Chia are back to finish what they started, one foot at a time! We have adventures in soccer, trying to hold onto keys, learning ToeTech, and more!
Articles
Why Do We Do This to Ourselves?
Sports is a glimpse into the irrational and what it means to be human.
Remap Recommends, Volume XX
A journey in learning how to make reading a habit, judging other people's houses, and the polarizing comedy of Tim Robinson.
This Week at Remap
What a weekend for Rob, Patrick, and the Cardiac Bears.
The List
It turns out the best way to organize one's house chores is making a list and checking it twi—well, just making sure you check it.
So This Is Christmas
So, when did YOU stop believing in Santa?
Remap Recommends, Volume XIX
It's time for stories about fractured father/daughter relationships, a surprising reaction to Superman, and naturally, a Star Wars board game.
So Is Master of Command the Coolest Horse-and-Musket Game Ever Made?
It's got that bayonet spirit in it.
This Week at Remap
The final week before Remap goes into hibernation for the rest of 2025.
Scarred For Life
Do you remember the first piece of art that fucked you up?
Waiting for the Other Cleat to Drop
The Bears seem good. Are they good? Does it matter? When do you let logic fall away and let your fandom take over?
Are We Moving to Buffalo?
Did Rob and Patrick have a second trip to Buffalo on the mind a week ago? Now, they're both talking about buying a Buffalo hype house for Remap.
The Economy
Rob and Patrick share a tale of two struggles: trying to sell a home and trying to buy strawberries amidst one of the weirdest economies of their lifetime.
Remap Recommends, Volume XVIII
A story about a fucked up family trying to make it work, a drama about a demonic but loving car, and a revolution best seen in 70mm IMAX.
The Quiet Misery of Being Good at Rematch
Hell is other people.
Halloween Horrors
Rob and Patrick reminisce about time spent being scared to approach houses while trick-or-treating as kids and wonder what they should do with their own homes.