Sports! Mini — J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!
Rob and Patrick spend 20 minutes in stunned silence, as the Chicago Bears continue their streak of what people seem to call “competence.”
Streams & Podcasts
Lo-Fi Patrick Vibing to the News for October 5, 2026
Come hang with Patrick while he builds a graveyard and catches up on the news from the weekend.
The HOA - Hot Tub Mailbag
With horrifying discoveries awaiting Rob inside the guts of the hot tub he inherited with his house, he approaches Patrick like a supplicant seeking wisdom and enlightenment on the subject of INFLATABLE hot tubs.
Articles
Smash, Move, Shoot: Sprawl Zero's Perfect Simplicity
Developer Maeth's sequel leaves the genre's cookie-cutters in the drawer.
This Week at Remap
Did someone just whisper "Dragon's Dogma"?
Sliders
Can a video game be saved by tweaking a number? In light of Control Resonant's release, Patrick and Rob begin doing some math.
The Most Normal Golf Game Ever Made
A conversation with the designer behind one of 2026's most pleasant surprises, and arguably the most unconventional take on hitting a golf ball since Wii Sports.
It Comes Out When?
Rob and Patrick do their best to not think about how old they'll be when the next Starcraft game comes out in 2030. (Supposedly.)
How to Tell a True Star Wars Story: Zero Company Review
Crossing no man's land in a galaxy far, far away.
We Are, In Fact, Ready For Some Football
Ahead of whether or not the Bears are good, Patrick and Rob are happy to settle into the familiar rhythms of the season. Plus, did you know that F1 Rob has been F1 Rob since the 90s?
The Decisions Behind A Plague Tale's Most Painful Choice
At the end of A Plague Tale: Requiem, players are handed a horrifying decision, as the game walks up to—then over—a line that few stories dare to consider.
One Year Later
It's been a whole year since Rob entered The House Dimension, prompting him to ask Patrick a simple question: will the list of things to do ever end?
Survival Horror and Lovecraft Clash in The Sinking City 2
Resident Evil: Innsmouth
Remap Recommends, Volume XXII
It's been a minute, but Rob, Patrick, and Chia are back with some thoughts on what they've been reading, watching, and listening to.
The Ultimate Peripherals
Rob and Patrick debate whether their partners would have a problem with an extremely cool racing setup, or an extremely cool Rock Band setup, in the house.
Of Mice and Mercantilism: Whiskerwood’s Ambitious City-Building
A cat-and-mouse revolution.
A Plague Tale Has Always Been More Than a Terrifying Pile of Rats
In a world of live service lottery tickets, Asobo Studio almost represents a dying way of making video games.
The Forever TV
Patrick is looking to replace a family room TV, but at what cost? And what size? You would not be shocked to learn that Rob has feelings on this.