Patrick Finally Defeats 3 Ninjas Kick Back
Delayed by child sickness, Patrick returns to defeat this mediocre SNES action game. Plus, we dip into Rare's Nightmare on Elm Street game!
Streams & Podcasts
Jump Rank Repeat: A Country of Kongs
Patrick and Janet return to their monthly ranking of platformer video games with a focus, this time, on Rare.
Rob vs. Patrick in Super Mega Baseball 4!
Can Patrick's stream luck in sports games continue into the world of baseball?
Articles
Ten Years of Tyranny
Sympathy for the Devil's little helper
This Week at Remap
Janet enjoys a staycation, while the original Remap crew reassembles.
You Can Do That?
Rob and Patrick chat about discovering what the people in life do for a living, and how hard it can be to explain what your own job even is.
Letting the Fires Die
On saying goodbye to Destiny’s Crucible
Super Mega Baseball 4 and the Quest for the Perfect Game
How Metalhead achieved the ideal form of the baseball sim-cade game, thanks to the double-edged influence of EA.
The Old World (Part Two)
Patrick and Rob continue their long-winded conversation about the nature of physical media and why we cling to the arguably irrational.
The Old World (Part 1)
Rob and Patrick mull the seemingly inevitable death of discs, and why it's sometimes worth fighting for a pile of physical data.
The Invisible Axe
At least 1,600 employees at Xbox will lose their jobs over the next year and change. Rob and Patrick discuss what it's like to work under dark clouds.
Zoroark and the Invention of Lying
Plumbing the depths of Pokémon Champions, and the deceitful mind of a competitive player.
This Week at Remap
In which Team Remap will, once again, convene at Rob's "compound."
Far From Home
Patrick recently dropped his kid off at camp, which got him wondering: when was the first time you were away from your parents?
RIP to a King
A tribute to a Chicago Bulls legend.
It Happened to Me: a 3D Printer Turned Me into a Miniatures Wargaming Sicko
Violent little dudes.
007 First Light Justifies Both James Bond and Itself
Fully equipped with a license to kill, a budget, and expertise.
This Week at Remap
June 8-12 2026: SGF, First Light, and how 3D printing carries a risk of developing sicko habits.