We're Going Zero to Hero Company
They're back, baby! Rob and Natalie head back into Star Wars Zero Company for a few hours of tactics, lore drops, and occasional uppercuts.
Streams & Podcasts
Sports! Mini — A 59lb Burger
The 13th of September will no longer be known as a Chicago holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the nigh...
Lo-Fi Patrick Scrolling the News for September 14, 2026
Join Patrick as they celebrate the Bears scoring 59 points (!!), while trying to figure out what networking gremlin is causing problems with their setup.
Articles
How to Tell a True Star Wars Story: Zero Company Review
Crossing no man's land in a galaxy far, far away.
This Week at Remap
Social anxiety with repair people, more Star Wars tactics, jumping as friends and colleagues, and more.
We Are, In Fact, Ready For Some Football
Ahead of whether or not the Bears are good, Patrick and Rob are happy to settle into the familiar rhythms of the season. Plus, did you know that F1 Rob has been F1 Rob since the 90s?
The Decisions Behind A Plague Tale's Most Painful Choice
At the end of A Plague Tale: Requiem, players are handed a horrifying decision, as the game walks up to—then over—a line that few stories dare to consider.
One Year Later
It's been a whole year since Rob entered The House Dimension, prompting him to ask Patrick a simple question: will the list of things to do ever end?
Survival Horror and Lovecraft Clash in The Sinking City 2
Resident Evil: Innsmouth
Remap Recommends, Volume XXII
It's been a minute, but Rob, Patrick, and Chia are back with some thoughts on what they've been reading, watching, and listening to.
The Ultimate Peripherals
Rob and Patrick debate whether their partners would have a problem with an extremely cool racing setup, or an extremely cool Rock Band setup, in the house.
Of Mice and Mercantilism: Whiskerwood’s Ambitious City-Building
A cat-and-mouse revolution.
A Plague Tale Has Always Been More Than a Terrifying Pile of Rats
In a world of live service lottery tickets, Asobo Studio almost represents a dying way of making video games.
The Forever TV
Patrick is looking to replace a family room TV, but at what cost? And what size? You would not be shocked to learn that Rob has feelings on this.
The Lost Treasure of Sid Meier's Pirates!
A Pirates fan looks at 40.
Attack of the Chat Bots
Patrick vents to Rob about a day of endless struggle with a Comcast "support bot" and why the world, in general, just feels more frustrating.
Mid World
Rob and Patrick discuss the scratching of itches, and how seeking perfection—or even the very good—often distracts us from being in smaller moments of joy.
Ten Years of Tyranny
Sympathy for the Devil's little helper