It's Rare Time on Jump, Rank, Repeat
As part of Patrick and Janet's journey to rank every platformer, they're now turning their attention to the world of Rare.
Streams & Podcasts
The Xbox Reset Is Here
We knew Xbox was going to undergo a massive transformation, and now we have some of the details of what that transformation will look like. Rob and Patrick unpack the latest news.
Jump, Rank, Repeat - N64's Weird Zone
Patrick and Janet are back on their journey to rank Every Platformer Ever, and this time they're tackling some of the oddballs in the N64 catalog.
Articles
The Invisible Axe
At least 1,600 employees at Xbox will lose their jobs over the next year and change. Rob and Patrick discuss what it's like to work under dark clouds.
This Week at Remap
A time of relaxation becomes a week of platforming, puzzles, and potential chaos at Xbox.
Zoroark and the Invention of Lying
Plumbing the depths of Pokémon Champions, and the deceitful mind of a competitive player.
This Week at Remap
In which Team Remap will, once again, convene at Rob's "compound."
Far From Home
Patrick recently dropped his kid off at camp, which got him wondering: when was the first time you were away from your parents?
RIP to a King
A tribute to a Chicago Bulls legend.
It Happened to Me: a 3D Printer Turned Me into a Miniatures Wargaming Sicko
Violent little dudes.
007 First Light Justifies Both James Bond and Itself
Fully equipped with a license to kill, a budget, and expertise.
This Week at Remap
June 8-12 2026: SGF, First Light, and how 3D printing carries a risk of developing sicko habits.
Due to Ongoing Market Conditions
The best time to buy something was six months ago. The next best time to buy something is...five years from now? Rob and Patrick reflect on the ongoing pricing crisis that makes predicting your financial decisions so much harder now.
Mina the Hollower’s Long Journey Underground Is Over
The unlikely story of a mouse becoming the hopeful savior for a virtual world—and a real one.
Swim in the Wreckage: Subnautica 2 Early Access
Ecocide, techno-serfdom, and evolution at the bottom of the sea.
Welcome to Widow's Bay. Please Leave.
In which Rob and Patrick gush over the new Apple TV show that's more horror than comedy, except when it's more comedy than horror.
The People vs. Bubsy 4D
The developers behind Bubsy 4D make their case for pushing the platforming genre into expressive new directions—and forgiving Bubsy 3D's sins.
Zero Parades and a Bleak Espionage Triumph
This spy will self-destruct in ten seconds.