It's Tool Time
As the weather changes, you begin to look at the world around you—the grass, the cement, everything—and wonder whether a trip to Ace Hardware is in order.
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Little Black Boxes
Apple TV + Steam Deck + Switch + Switch 2 + PlayStation 5 + Xbox Series X = oh no. What have I done?
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Travel Nightmares
Patrick and Rob share stressful stories—one from the present, one from the past—of trying to make it back into the U.S.
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Finding the Chicago Bears of F1
In which Patrick wonders whether it's time to get into high-speed racing, so he comes to Rob seeking advice in the only way he knows how.
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Winter Hubris
Rob and Patrick share stories of hunkering down, almost giving yourself frostbite, and believing you're capable of driving in a snowstorm—and being very wrong.
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The List
It turns out the best way to organize one's house chores is making a list and checking it twi—well, just making sure you check it.
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So This Is Christmas
So, when did YOU stop believing in Santa?
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Scarred For Life
Do you remember the first piece of art that fucked you up?
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Waiting for the Other Cleat to Drop
The Bears seem good. Are they good? Does it matter? When do you let logic fall away and let your fandom take over?
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Are We Moving to Buffalo?
Did Rob and Patrick have a second trip to Buffalo on the mind a week ago? Now, they're both talking about buying a Buffalo hype house for Remap.
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The Economy
Rob and Patrick share a tale of two struggles: trying to sell a home and trying to buy strawberries amidst one of the weirdest economies of their lifetime.
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Halloween Horrors
Rob and Patrick reminisce about time spent being scared to approach houses while trick-or-treating as kids and wonder what they should do with their own homes.
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Only in Dreams
Rob and Patrick explore the fine line between hyperfixation and joyful obsession when it comes to video games that go beyond simply capturing our attention.
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Updating Priors
It's only a few weeks and change into the new season of the NFL, but it's incredibly hard to tell who is bad and who is good. Maybe that's fun, though?
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Eternal Dilettantism
What's the difference between "respecting your time" and "developing expertise"? Rob and Patrick try to navigate the recent difficulty in games discourse within their own lives.