This Week at Remap
Please set your alarms to "Bear Down, Chicago Bears" every day this week.
The Chore Rankings
You can debate whether it's fun to wash the dishes or mow the lawn, but let's be absolutely goddamn clear: nobody likes to dust.
Remap Recommends, Volume XVI
Betting on little horse statues racing across a board, possibly the most unique ASMR channel on YouTube, and a plea for more sleep.
For That, You Need to Live in a Society
With Rob having settled into his new home, Patrick predicts the strange horrors that await, such as "How much does it cost to stain a deck?"
Why Do Kids Play Roblox?
The future of video games is coming. The only question is how different it will be.
Rituals, Interrupted
Rob and Patrick mull the way jet lag—or a job with weird hours—can wreak havoc on your body's rhythms, while also introducing you to a new way of looking at the day.
Why I Need a Bigger TV
A living room manifesto for our moment.
An Open Letter to My Beavers
We need to move forward, but first, we need to clear the water.